If only I had thought to post this instead of my sappy anniversary post! I am happy to say that Matt and I have not yet resorted to this tactic to solve our issues :)

To satirize religion instead of relationships, I like to imagine this comic with just a slight variation:

• Comic title - White Ninja saves a soul
• First frame script - "forget the counselling, I've figured out how to solve all of your life issues"
• Second frame - "the gospel"